Short shit.

There isn't anything really going on with me right now. I don't watch the news or read the paper, so I have no current events I'd like to comment about....My dog is acting crazy. He's stumbling around the house like an autistic kid with an inner ear problem. That's about it. Since this is my shortest post ever and my dog's mental problems aren't entertaining, I'll give you more un-entertaining bullcrap as filler.


Um...Here's a list of short things:
-This post
-Short ribs
-Tom Cruise
-Ziggy
-Modern Warfare story modes
-Young humans
-Vbeck's clothes
-Yoda
-Martin Short
-Howard Moon's eyes
-Haiku
-Girl With a Pearl Earring by: Tracy Chevalier
-Blame Me-Dropping Daylight
-The Anglo-Zanzibar War
-James Madison
-Pauline Musters
-Gul Mohammed
-William Henry Harrison's term
-The work of Willard Wigan
-Eddie Gaedel
-Kenny Baker
-Herve Villechaize
-A mouse standing on another mouse's shoulders
-Pygmy marmosets

That's all for now. Leave comments of your favorite things and/or people that are short. Or don't, I don't really care.